Anonymous asked:
You look almost identical to my best friend of 5 years, she’s been married for 8 years, her husband is a super nice guy I wouldn’t ever do anything with her but you are a guilty pleasure of mine. I think you two have similar personalities as well. I’ve wanted to show her you for some time but I feel like she’d just be creeped out. Any suggestions?
She’d just be creeped out. Don’t do it, it’s not worth your friendship. Enjoy your “guilty pleasure” but keep it to that.
- tumblr user: apples are delicious
- another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
- another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
- another tumblr user: *glee gif*
Answering questions!
Anonymous asked - How do I join your site?
Right now Payoneer is having an issue but I’m working on fixing it with them. However I do have a backup! If you send me a tweet saying you want to join my site I’ll follow you and we can Direct Message each other the details. Not comfortable tweeting me about it? That’s ok! Send me an ask with your twitter name, that you want to join, and I’ll follow you that way :)
Tweek asked - Were Tyrannosaurus Rexs so vicious because the couldn’t masturbate?
Maybe they used their mouth like a dog? …now you have me googling “do amphibians lick themselves.” No supportive results are showing up, so maybe they didn’t even think of masturbation..?
New theory on why the dinosaurs died: they didn’t masturbate.
Ben Affleck as Batman.. Another George Clooney style disaster or do you think he might be able to pull it off?
When people thought they were going to skip making a Super Man movie and just make Justice League to beat The Avengers the rumor was that Ben Affleck was going to write it (or direct? I don’t remember which.)Besides. He’s an actor. I’m not one to think an actor makes or breaks a movie. That’s the mindset of the general population, but for me I want the story. Sure, B acting is pretty fucking bad, but this isn’t a B movie actor so I doubt anything Affleck can do can ruin the story…
To me the problem with the next DC Movie isn’t Ben Affleck, it’s the whole Superman vs Batman shit. That sort of fight belongs in animated cartoons; there’s no point to it besides to “prove who is stronger” such as in Hulk Vs.
Worse of all, they’re using the writers of Man of Steal to do this. Which means it won’t be based on comics at all as they’re trying to rewrite Superman for a modern audience Hell, they had him kill. Ugh. He’s supposed to be a solid hero and good guy.
Anonymous asked - What’s the best and worst chat up lines you’ve experienced while camming?
Best: Anything friendly and honest.
Worst: Anything BB.
Ranger asked - Honestly, When your cam and school days are done. What is your dream life?
I’d like to live in a small house in the middle of no where with fiber internet, some animals, lots of land for privacy, and drive every day to a lab for research.
When school is done I’m not quitting camming however. Odds are I’ll be trying to live off of grants if I can’t get hired doing what I want to do so… :)
Also I want another dog.
A day in the life of a camgirl acted out in Jim Carrey gifs
When you’re trying to tease the boys in freechat.
When a camgirl you like @’s you on twitter.
When a freeloader calls you fat for not answering his command to “show tits bb”
When someone asks if they can come into your private
When you make someone cum in an awesome show.
Finally reaching your show countdown and starting.
During a show, when asked to see your tits.
After having a good night on cam.
Launch all your tabs and camming programs with one click
@echo off Start "" "C:\Program Files (x86)\Adobe\Flash Media Live Encoder 3.1\FlashMediaLiveEncoder.exe" @ping -n 1 -w 1000 0.0.0.1 > NUL "%programfiles(x86)%\Mozilla Firefox\firefox.exe" "twitter.com" "http://streamatemodels.com" exit
^ For Firefox.
@echo off Start "" "C:\Program Files (x86)\Adobe\Flash Media Live Encoder 3.1\FlashMediaLiveEncoder.exe" @ping -n 1 -w 1000 0.0.0.1 > NUL %userprofile%\AppData\Local\Google\Chrome\Application\chrome.exe
^Chrome
Step 1: Copy the text above for your preferred camming browser.
Step 2: Open Notepad.exe
Step 3: Paste
Step 5: Save as -> name it (say, cammingstart) and drop down the file type, select Batch. I’d save it on your desktop for quick access.
Step 6: Run cammingstart.bat whenever you are getting ready to cam and it will load your camming setup for you.
To add more programs, copy this:
@ping -n 1 -w 1000 0.0.0.1 > NUL
Start “”
Then locate the program you want to run (just hit your Windows key and type in the program name,) right click it, hit properties, and copy the Start In feild (Not the target!). Paste it with the quotes after start. Add this in the program before end.
If you run a 32 bit system or run your browser in a different place, please also use the steps to add extra programs to update the directory location of your browser and adobe flash location.
If you are a MFC model or any other site, edit the Adobe link to your streaming application or remove it if you do not have a program for that.
To add more URLs to load, type more in quotes after “http://twitter.com”
EG: "http://twitter.com" “http://pandora.com” “http://profiles.myfreecams.com"
Also of course you can remove streamatemodels.com and replace it with whatever site you cam on, or reorder the links for your preferences.
For trouble shooting, MFC models, use a mac or if you use a 32 bit operating system click Read More
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